Antenna Position
We all know poor wi-fi’s a curse, and haemorrhoids surely are worse. But wouldn’t a router Strapped under your pooter Fart radio waves in reverse? To be read with an British English accent, as Limericks are supposed to be read, …
Category: Poetry
The girl-magnet shirt
There once was a Chair named Bert, Who seemed rather hurt, His wifi enabled bottom all ablaze, Hemmoroids had left him in a daze, At least at RIPE63 he got the shirt. This is a contribution by Mr.T. (who’s name …
Innovation…
Hemorrhoids, what should you do being a pain in the butt, so very true the problem has already been solved with wifi equiped chairs involved still not patented, to well you know who.. A submission by a fellow calling himself …
Let’s ignore that subject, shall we
Special chairs equiped with WiFi The perfect treat it’s not a lie Hemorrhoids are a bit of a taboo No subject for talk or much you could do you now can have the radiowaves make ‘m fry A submission by …
Watch where that antenna goes
When hemorrhoids cause pain Attending Ripe Meetings is indeed very sane Wifi base stations taped under your chair Bring relief & warmth its really quite fair While most other meds are simply in vain A submission by a fellow calling …
Beats Homeopathy
There once was a woman unnamed, Whose sphincter was sore and inflamed, A WIFI base station, Taped to chair in elation, Her personal problem was tamed! This is a submission from JP Mens (@jpmens) to our Haemorrhoid Challenge. (The author adapted it from …