Month: April 2012

Auucchhhhh

The handouts are getting inventive As the sponsors give every incentive But a Prince-Albert bar Is going too far And may make some become inattentive Originally Presented at RIPE63

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/4096

Small subnets are causing us trouble They’re bursting the aggregate bubble We’ve been here before And its now just a bore Who cares if the net goes to rubble Originally published at RIPE47

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Gates KBE

Uncle Bill puts an end to our fears He says spam will be dead in 2 years His lawyers will sue Tom, Dick, Harry,… and you Forget email! Lets have some beers Originally published at RIPE47

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WTFDTM?

ENUM, DNS, CEF IS-IS and OSPF IP6, BGP CLI & VoIP Layers 1, 2 and 3 – EOF! Originally presented at RIPE46 [*]WTF Does That Mean

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Stalker

Do you wonder why all geeks go nuts When she, to the music, shakes butts Network groupy for fun But you know what’s the pun Only packets can date peering sluts Originally presented at RIPE43

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Epicurean Adventures

Bits of octopus, prawns, and dead sheep All piled on a plate in a heap A huge bowl of stew And a cask of wine too Just to write it all down was a feat Originally presented at RIPE43

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Odys’sea’

Some people were heard to complain That getting to Rhodes was a pain So we looked on the web And Expedia said Try crossing the sea on a train! Originally presented at RIPE42

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Kurz: “The Horror, The Horror”

Oh horror! IP version 6 is seen And Doomesday looms much closer than we thought Two thousand ten, September, seventeen The AS free pool number drops to nought. A brief respite, some light relief we see The glorious 4 byte

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MPTS – Multiple People Trouble Shooting

We learnt about MPLS And how to make networks a mess Every new VPN gives your NOC staff fits, when, A fault fix gets harder to guess Originally contributed at RIPE40

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::5c:za:bb:1e

IPv6 may be techno-babble And misunderstood by the rabble But when all’s said and done ‘Z’ only scores one In a regular game of Czech scrabble originally contributed at RIPE40

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